datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT





skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean


kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here


maid-of-space04:

kananniemammary:

turncoatrunaround:

homocity:

iatethelastofthecorn:

dachaubound:

so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever

image

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS AS AN MP3

PLS

Here’s a download link

ITS LIKE SKELTONS ARE DANCING IN Y BRAINS

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

but wow. yes please.

whats the song called?



nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg

nachbaliye:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg


conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.



baetology:

It’s so upsetting that this is the norm. What’s even more disturbing is that they don’t try to hide it. Please, black men, watch your back. It’s about survival at this point.


I hate these image sets

You always see the celebrities having fun and smiling until they see the paparazzi, then the smile fades


misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life.